I had a long intro prepared for this post. Then I scrapped it, and decided that these Bumble profiles speak for themselves. Well, apart from my witty captions, that is.
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| You do NOT want a 'massage' off this guy |
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I think this one might actually be dead. And if he's actually alive, he's definitely not 45
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I know who I'll use for my profile photo, the second most famous naturalist in the world!
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Not at all bitter
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| Sun's out, guns out |
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Oooh. You're 'ard
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I want to date women in their 30s, but I'll have to lie about my age to fall into their preferences. Plus I am under the delusion that I look 15 years than I am, so it's OK to lie.
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| 'Can't change it' is bollocks, you're required to enter your DOB when you set up the account...so this means, 'entered it in wrong in the first place, deliberately' |
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Hardcore film buff = I'll never be flexible on what kinds of films we watch. I also lie about my age, so I'm best avoided anyway |
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45!!! Haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa
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'39'....in 2010
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| FYI I DON'T EAT OR DRINK FOREIGN MUCK |
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| Has read 'The Game', can be found hanging around r/redpill |
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| I can't...I mean...just...no |
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Dooo dit dooot dooo, dooo it tooo! I'm off to pillage some savages of their sacred artifacts and slap some women around
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This photoshop app is amazing!
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| Go on, guess how old I am. No go on, guess |
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Who knew Kim would be looking love for love in Stevenage?
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Translation: 'Stop talking to me then getting rid of me. If you don't want to talk, don't. Simple. Bumble should be called 'waste my time' laugh out loud'
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Ya know what just screams, 'I respect women'?
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